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I, Libertine
Few know that 2006 was the 50th anniversary of the publication of the very odd book I, Libertine. In honor of this event and as our first audiobook, we at Uvula Audio have put together an audio book version of this classic for public consumption. A new chapter will be podcast each week for 13 weeks.
I, Libertine was the result of a practical joke by late-night radio raconteur Jean Shepherd. Shep was highly annoyed at the way that the best-seller list was being compiled in the mid 1950's. Apparently, it was not being determined solely on the sales of books, but also on the requests for the books at bookstores. Shep could not leave this alone so he started urging his listeners to go to bookstores and ask for a book that he created whole-cloth on the air. He made up the author (Frederick R. Ewing) of this imaginary novel, a title (I, Libertine), and even gave it a basic plot for his followers to use on disbelieving bookstore clerks. Shep eventually proved his point that the process of choosing best-sellers was flawed when he was able to get his book onto the best-seller list before it even existed!
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Rated PG
Hamlet and Eggs
Myron Abramowitz is a retired, New York City police detective transplanted to Georgia. His "big city" detective agency has been hired by two rich heiresses to find their kidnapped father. This seems pretty straight-forward to Myron at first, but to his dismay he quickly discovers that so far south of the Mason-Dixon Line there are more things than he can possibly imagine in his philosophy . Hamlet and Eggs was written and narrated by J.J. Campanella.
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Rated PG
The Standards of Creation
The Standards of Creation is a new, sprawling science fiction novel by J.J. Campanella.
What will the world be like in a hundred years when personal computers are a bit too personal? When your genome can be analyzed in seconds to tell you all your inborne weaknesses and strengths? When a new heart or kidney can be printed out like we would print a letter today? When anti-viruses will be engineered to wipe out diseases? How will humanity change when we can travel the Solar System? Will humankind just carry old grudges into space?
Elysium Colony: The first Martian Colony was founded in the 2050's by the Euro-American Space Agency. After being around almost fifty years, the colony is no longer the outback. It has become a place of peace, commerce, and civilization-- more peaceful than Earth. Unfortunately, human memories are long and problems come to every paradise.
Yarrow Hayes: Award winning genetic researcher. He is faced with difficult decisions as his laboratory funding dries up and his research is threatened. Hayes is one of the first generation of Martian colonists in Elysium Colony. He has not been on Earth in twenty-five years, but a fateful trip back to Terra is forced upon him.
Alex Arodyne: brash, young and annoying-- but a genius in viral engineering. Alex has been handed some information about the Elysium Colony that horrifies him and moves him to action. He has no idea how far-reaching the effects of his discovery will be.
Cordelia Bellefont: Undercover investigator for the NATO Police. She has lived as someone more than human for years, but now that the last vestiges of her humanity are threatened, she will need to take actions that may change her life forever.
Geraldine Springmartin: Corporate maurader and heir to a multi-billion dollar empire that spans the Solar System. She and her family have set their sights on exploiting Yarrow Hayes as he slips into a whirlpool of desperation.
Liu Ming: Agent for the Chinese Ministry of State Security. He is a man whose job is finding out the secrets of others and protecting those of his country. He is an ethical man, but one who will go to extremes to ensure the safety of his own people.
When you hold the fate of the world in your hands, what are the standards of creation?
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Rated M for Language and Mature themes
H.P. Lovecraft's SF Horror classic: The Shadow Out of Time
A year before his death in 1937, H.P. Lovecraft published The Shadow Out of Time in the magazine Astounding in 1936. It has been called his “single greatest achievement in fiction", citing "its amazing scope and sense of cosmic immensitude, the gulfs of time it opens, and the titanic sweep of the narrative".
The story indirectly tells of The Great Race of The Yith, an extraterrestrial species with the ability to travel through space and time. The Yithians accomplish this by switching bodies with hosts from the intended spacial or temporal destination. The story implies that the effect when seen from the outside is similar to demonic or spiritual possession.
The story is told through the eyes of Nathaniel Wingate Peaslee, a Turn Of The Century American economics professor from Miskatonic University who is "possessed" by a Yithian. He fears he is losing his mind when he unaccountably sees strange vistas of other worlds and the Yithian library city. However, while he was experiencing a Yithian existence in earth's ancient past, the Yithian occupying his body was experiencing a human one in the present day.
But that was only the beginning of the horror . . . .
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Rated PG-13 for Horror themes and Possession
The P.G. Wodehouse comedy Jeeves In the Morning is now completed podcasting, but enjoy this story from the podcast archive. This is one of Wodehouse's funniest!
Here are the zany misadventures of foggy-minded aristocrat Bertie Wooster and his sharp-witted valet/butler Jeeves. Against Bertie's better judgement, they visit the sleepy village of Steeple Bumpleigh, home of Bertie's Uncle Percy, also the home of Bertie's ex-fiancée, Florence, and her new fiancé, Constable Stilton Cheesewright. In addition, Bertie's cousin, Nobby, wants Bertie's help in gaining Uncle Percy's approval of her writer fiancé. To complicate the romantic antics, Stilton thinks Bertie wants to reconcile with Florence (as does Florence) and threatens him bodily harm. Into the muddle comes Jeeves, who, as always, saves the day. We are proud to present one of Wodehouse's funniest novels about the adventures of Bertie and Jeeves
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Rated PG for silly British insults (actually the recording is fine for all ages, but most kids will be confused by the typical Wodehouse madness)
The Mating Season is the sequel to Jeeves in the Morning, but as with most of Wodehouse’s books, it can be read all on its own and it will still make perfect sense—or at least as much sense as any of these books ever do.
The Mating season concerns Bertie who finds himself at a place called Deverill Hall pretending to be his old pal Gussie Fink-Nottle, and, of course, Gussie shows up pretending to be Bertie. Bertie must do all he can to keep the Fink-Nottle/Bassett romance intact (for we know the fate that awaits Bertram otherwise), and this, complete with two other rocky romances, keeps Bertie on his toes throughout. Enjoy!
Rated PG for silly British insults (believe it or not there are some adult words in this one)
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When the Inter-Planetary Corporation's crack liner Arcturus took off on a routine flight to Mars, it turned out to be the beginning of a most unexpected and long voyage. Attacked by a mysterious spaceship, the liner crash-landed on Ganymede. The survivors first had to master that world's primeval terrors, then construct a new spacecraft, and finally, find a way to deal with the warring intelligences of the Jovian system. Spacehounds can do all these things, given time, resources, and freedom from attack. But . . .
Rated PG for mild genocidal violence
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Rated PG for cartoon type violence--nothing intense
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